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I’m gonna say Spanish moss to the power of John Hurt (times Floyd). Cause the beard is clearly the one in charge.

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Factor in Ted Kaczynski.

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I would not put the Spanish Moss in the denominator: it needs to be added, within the equation. It's definitely an "add" when you're working with Floyd and John Hurt. Oy, that beard!

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Is he Tech Taliban?

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I don't know Jack but you have to begrudgingly admire a guy who not only pimp-slaps Congress but also keeps them begging for more.

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I loved John Hurt. Can we sub Nick Nolte instead or is that too spot on? Like Rasputin.

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You know, when some people convert to Islam and are radicalized...don’t they grow out their beards? Just saying.

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His beard's getting so long that he could paint an x and y axis on it and plot a function curve--maybe length of beard relative to size of ego.

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Wait... there is no Goebbels?

UniBomber?

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🙃First off, the parenthesis is redundant! So, I’d propose (Floyd x Hurt) + 1/moss. Moss remains in the denominator to signify the location of beard on face, but gets added to the product of Floyd and Hurt, where Hurt makes Floyd grayish! 🤓

Matt, we need more equations to make sense of this new media wasteland!

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There's Jeffery Dahmer DNA lurking in this equation somewhere

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Add a "+ amish minister" term inside the parentheses.

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What's True Romance?

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Next step, an AI program to generate the press release quotes attributed to tech CEOs. Then another AI program to do a linguistic analysis to see what they mean. And then a Stephen Wright humidifier/dehumidifier standoff, with the programs running against each other.

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Hahahahahaha!!!!

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Jack Dorsey = Brad Pitt x ZZ Top squared

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If you haven't see the Philip Michael's tweet about Jack Dorsey and Mark Zuckerberg that is a good laugh

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My version:

[(mega tech fortune) + (college days personal hygiene)] * recreational drugs = Jack Dorsey in public

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First I'll have to hear Jack Dorsey ask for cleaning products...

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Unnamed Close Encounters alien species X ( Jimmy Neutron / Zorg (5th Element) = Mark Zukerberg

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