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I wonder if professor Hayden ever made it to a construction site to witness steel's erection? I doubt it, lest she have the vapors and lose her skills for turgid prose.

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Henceforth the baseball team will be known as the Ohio Indians to avoid any offense.😁

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Grab a copy of Spinoze or Locke to preserve their arguments about the importance of liberty of thought and expression before they're banned in the new Dark Ages.

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Just look at the Salesforce Building in San Francisco and tell me that there isn't some massive phallic shit going on!

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I'll give you "herstory" if you give me "Himcules" and say A-women to that.

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Beethoven's 5th with a mosh pit. Yes.

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This reminds me of Dr. Gonzo on an ether binge in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, but "COWS aregonnakillme. BISEXUALS aregonnakillme" becomes "GARDENING isracist. BEETHOVEN isracist."

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As a shiny new and very happy to participate subscriber, this was well worth the price of admission. I had a lot of laughs but honestly, number 9 made me feel incredibly sad.

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I want to go on record that, in my opinion, the retracted episode of 30 Rock is the funniest episode of the entire series, and the "Alfie and Abner" sketch featuring Jon Hamm in blackface is maybe the funniest sketch in the episode. Does it matter that the blackface was done in the context of poking fun at NBC for having "an unwritten rule against having more than one black person in a show--a rule that is still in place today"? Does it matter that Tracy Morgan's character was portrayed as an intelligent, accomplished actor suffering through the insulting stereotype of Jon Hamm's blackface character? Apparently not. There are so many other great sketches in that episode, too, and they are all gone now.

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